Food quotes are funny. Quotes about food from great people
Cool quotes and aphorisms about food and gluttony
N and day 5 of the diet, dreams of a sexual nature began: a large room... I’m lying in a bathtub... filled with borscht!
WITH salad made from crab sticks... It’s good that it’s not made from sheep’s balls...
N and the culinary magazine says 12+ WHAT, WHAT IS THERE? NAKED CHICKEN?
N lack of food gives food for thought
TO what a table and what a chair.
N do you know how to lose weight? Drink a glass of water three days before meals.
WITH Listening to music while eating is an insult to both the cook and the violinist.
P looking for something that the body cannot digest, eats the one who ate it
IN Not a more standard figure from year to year...
IN It’s always like this: if I eat, it’s fun, if I don’t eat, it’s kind of boring...
WITH now we eat food genetic engineering, and then they will eat us.
U everyone has their own recipe for happiness... I have it written on the ceiling: tomorrow I’ll quit eating... Every morning, when I wake up, I see this inscription and think: it’s good that tomorrow, and not today
IN You won’t believe it, but today’s bread can be stored for six months - in your stomach.
N While at work, there was a note on the pie in the refrigerator: “Don’t eat me.” Now there is an empty plate with a note: “The pies will not boss me around!”
AND Of all the suicide weapons, the most popular are the knife and fork.
I I don’t eat after six. I have a fasting hour from 6 to 7!
N and for every yogurt with live bacteria there is a doctor with antibiotics.
ABOUT days they eat to live. Others are starving for the same purpose.
X A spoonful is good for lunch, and a glass before lunch.
H The appetite also comes when there is no food.
B the fast meal ends in a slow funeral procession.
I I usually don’t improvise, but trust my mother to cook the food. This old, proven recipe was inherited from my dad.
L It’s better to eat a lot, but often.
N To spite your enemies, eat dinner yourself.
T As soon as I took hold of the eggs, the oil immediately disappeared.
Alexander Lukashenko
E We need to eat and drink enough so that our strength is restored and not suppressed. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
I replaced zucchini with zucchini.
ABOUT The trouble in Russia is not the food, but the time of day.
N and your favorite food usually lacks health.
P The horns mostly come out sideways.
X good things cannot be called bad.
E If you are afraid of gaining weight, drink 100 g of cognac before meals. Cognac eases fear.
A Ppetite - unlike hunger, it is not satisfied.
H The human body grows up to 25 years. Only neither the stomach nor the ass know about this.
M Elijah, let's agree: I say it's very tasty, but you never cook it again.
ABOUT, dissolve me at least a little coffee!...
Vladimir Vishnevsky
X There are far fewer empty stomachs than good food.
TO urica is a creature that is eaten either before its birth or after its death.
WITH The hottest topic of the day: pies.
AND You need to get up from the table with a heavy feeling of slight hunger.
D Ieta is a scientifically developed program for the fight between the brain and the stomach, which is obviously doomed to failure.
L love comes and goes, but you always want to eat
AND"cheese-", and "gum-", that's it - fatburger!
T It feels like I have an alarm clock in my head, set for 11:00 pm, with a reminder: “Don’t forget to eat at night!”
Z Eat breakfast yourself, share lunch with a friend, and dinner with a friend.
P omni! Opening the refrigerator after 18.00. turns the princess into a PUMPKIN!
ABOUT bottom calorie - one cal. A thousand calories is one cal.
R The secret of olives and olives is hidden: olives have an olive color, but black olives do not.
ABOUT Bzhora digs his own grave with his teeth.
N and nothing dulls hunger like thirst.
I I want a sandwich. But no, it seemed... I WANT FIVE SANDWICHES
I I WANT TO EAT!!! Because I wanted to eat half an hour ago.
G nuts are food for others to think about your personal qualities!
IN All mushrooms are edible, but some are only eaten once in a lifetime.
QUOTES, APHORISMS, PHRASES OF GREAT PEOPLE ABOUT NUTRITION AND FOOD.
A.S. Pushkin
Not having dinner is a sacred law for those who value light sleep most of all.
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.
Socrates
I eat to live, not live to eat.
The best seasoning for food is hunger.
Honore de Balzac
Great people have always been abstinent in food.
Benjamin Franklin
If you want to extend your life, shorten your meals.
Since people learned to cook food, they eat twice as much as nature requires.
Pythagoras
No one should exceed the limit in food or nutrition.
Seneca
Excess food interferes with the subtlety of the mind.
Abul Faraj
Moderation is an ally of nature and a guardian of health. So when you drink, when you eat, when you move, and even when you love, practice moderation.
Food that the body does not digest is eaten by the person who ate it. Therefore, eat in moderation.
Eating in abundance harms the body just as abundance of water harms crops.
Better time not eating enough from time to time is better than constantly overeating.
Ludwig Feuerbach
Everyone eats what he eats.
Marcus Tulius Cicero
We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored and not suppressed.
A. P. Chekhov
Having risen from the table hungry, you have eaten. If you get up after eating, you have overeaten. If you get up after overeating, you are poisoned.
Plutarch
I am surprised at the one who allowed distorted forms of dead bodies on his table and demanded for his daily nutrition what so recently were creatures gifted with movement, understanding and voice.
Addison Joseph
When I see tables covered with so many dishes, it seems to me that gout, dropsy, fever and many other diseases are hiding behind each of them, as if in ambush.
Bernard Show
Animals are my friends, but I don't eat my friends.
All the doctors who tormented me, claiming that I could not live without meat, have already died.
It is monstrous to eat the scorched corpses of animals - after all, this is cannibalism without the most delicious dish.
Why are you holding me accountable just because I choose to eat modestly? You should have done this sooner if I had grown fat on the burnt corpses of animals.
Mahatma Gandhi
I am convinced that if we strive for spiritual self-improvement, we must stop killing our lesser brothers to satisfy our physical needs.
Leonardo Da Vinci
It is true that man is the king of animals. In his cruelty he surpasses them. We live off the death of others. We're just a walking cemetery. WITH early childhood I gave up eating meat. The time will come when man will view the killing of animals in the same way as he now views the killing of humans.
Lev Tolstoy
Those who feed on the corpses of killed animals get the worst from them.
From killing an animal to killing a person is one step.
Hippocrates
Neither satiety, nor hunger, nor anything else is good if you exceed the measure of nature.
F. La Rochefoucauld
After a good dinner, you can forgive anyone, even your relatives.
When in my life big trouble, I deny myself literally everything except tasty food and good drinks.
Oscar Wilde
Great people have always been abstinent in food.
Honore de Balzac
The best seasoning for food is hunger.
We do not live in order to eat, but we eat in order to live.
I eat to live, not live to eat.
Old people endure fasting very easily; in second place are adult people, more difficult are young people, and most difficult are children, and of these last - those who are distinguished by too much liveliness.
Hippocrates
Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.
Not having dinner is a holy law,
Who cares most light sleep.The stomach of an enlightened person has best qualities kind heart- sensitivity and gratitude.
Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin
No one should exceed the limit in food or nutrition.
If a gourmet constantly counts calories in his dishes, then he is like Casanova, not taking his eyes off his watch.
James Beard
A person lives not by what he eats, but by what he digests. This position applies equally to the mind as to the body.
If you want to extend your life, shorten your meals.
Beer is another proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy.
Since people learned to cook food, they eat twice as much as nature requires.
Benjamin Franklin
It is better to undereat occasionally than to overeat all the time.
Eating in abundance harms the body just as abundance of water harms crops.
If it were not for the power of the stomach, not a single bird would fall into the hunter’s snare, and the hunter himself would not set the snare.
Food that the body does not digest is eaten by the person who ate it. Therefore, eat in moderation.
Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.
Moderation is an ally of nature and a guardian of health. So when you drink, when you eat, when you move, and even when you love, practice moderation.
Abul Faraj
Our nutrients should be a remedy, and our medicinal products must be food substances.
The effects of dietary supplements are long-lasting, while the effects of medications are transient.
Hippocrates
Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison.
Excess food interferes with the subtlety of the mind.
Between good lunch And long life The only difference is that at dinner the sweets are served at the end.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Love and hunger rule the world.
Friedrich Schiller
There is no love more sincere than the love of food.
Will we refuse food only on the grounds that, when we are full, we lose our appetite? Can we say that a field is wasted if it remains fallow?
George Bernard Shaw
Everyone eats what they eat.
Ludwig Feuerbach
Abstinence in eating is born either out of concern for health, or inability to eat much.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
It seems to me that every husband prefers good dish without music music without a good dish.
Immanuel Kant
Belonging to some kind of lunch club, even to a literary club, inevitably ruins an aspiring writer. This fatal mistake This was done by more than one talented young man who, on his own initiative or on the advice of foolish friends, tried to “crawl” into the society of celebrities - he saved his stomach, but lost his reputation.
Herbert George Wells
We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored and not suppressed.
Marcus Tulius Cicero
We do not live in order to eat, but in order not to know what to eat.
When you get up from the table hungry, you are full; if you get up after having eaten, you have overeaten; If you get up after overeating, you are poisoned.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
After a good dinner, you can forgive anyone, even your relatives. When I have big troubles in my life, I deny myself literally everything except tasty food and good drinks. Oscar Wilde Great men have always been abstinent in food. Honore de Balzac The best seasoning for food is hunger. We do not live in order to eat, but we eat in order to live. I eat in order to live, and do not live in order to eat. Socrates Old people endure fasting very easily; in second place are adult people, more difficult are young people, and most difficult are children, and of these last - those who are distinguished by too much liveliness. Hippocrates Do not put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch. Not to have dinner is a holy law,To whom light sleep is most precious. The stomach of an enlightened person has the best qualities of a kind heart - sensitivity and gratitude. Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin No one should exceed the limit either in food or nutrition. Pythagoras If a gourmet constantly counts calories in his dishes, then he is like Casanova, not taking his eyes off his watch. James Beard Man lives not by what he eats, but by what he digests. This situation applies equally to the mind as to the body. If you want to prolong your life, shorten your meals. Beer is another proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy. Since people learned to brew food, they eat twice as much as nature requires. Benjamin Franklin It is better to be undernourished from time to time than to overeat constantly. Abundant food harms the body in the same way as abundance of water harms crops. If it were not for the power of the stomach, not a single bird would fall into the hunter’s snare, and the hunter himself would not set the snare. Food that the body does not digest is eaten by the person who ate it. Therefore, eat in moderation. Drunkenness is the mother of all vices. Moderation is an ally of nature and a guardian of health. So when you drink, when you eat, when you move, and even when you love, practice moderation. Abu-l-Faraj Our nutritional substances must be a medicinal agent, and our medicinal agents must be nutritive substances. The effects of dietary agents are long-lasting, and the effects of drugs are transient. Hipocrates Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison. Excess food interferes with the subtlety of the mind. Seneca The only difference between a good dinner and a long life is that at dinner the sweets are served at the end. Robert Louis StevensonLove and hunger rule the world. Friedrich Schiller There is no love more sincere than the love of food. Will we refuse food only on the grounds that, when we are full, we lose our appetite? Can we say that a field is wasted if it remains fallow? George Bernard Shaw Everyone eats what he eats. Ludwig Feuerbach Abstinence in food is born either from concern for health or from the inability to eat much. François De La Rochefoucauld It seems to me that every husband prefers a good dish without music to one without a good dish. Immanuel Kant Belonging to some kind of lunch club, even to a literary club, inevitably ruins an aspiring writer. This fatal mistake was made by more than one talented young man, who, on his own initiative or on the advice of foolish friends, tried to “crawl” into the society of celebrities - he saved his stomach, but lost his reputation. Herbert George Wells We need to eat and drink enough so that our strength is restored and not suppressed. Marcus Tulius Cicero We do not live in order to eat, but in order not to know what we should eat. Rising from the table hungry, you are full; if you get up after having eaten, you have overeaten; If you get up after overeating, you are poisoned.
The best seasoning for food is hunger. Socrates
Not having dinner is a sacred law for those who value light sleep most of all. A.S. Pushkin
The day you eat raw, the day you don’t grow old
If you want to extend your life, shorten your meals.
Since people learned to cook food, they eat twice as much as nature requires. Benjamin Franklin
It is better to undereat occasionally than to overeat all the time. Abul Faraj
Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison.
Excess food interferes with the subtlety of the mind. Seneca
When you get up from the table hungry, you are full; if you get up after having eaten, you have overeaten; If you get up after overeating, you are poisoned. Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
Don't make a cult out of food. Ostap Bender
I am surprised at the one who allowed distorted shapes on his table dead bodies and demanded for his daily nutrition what so recently were creatures gifted with movement, understanding and voice. Plutarch
“If you go into the kitchen and become acquainted with all the secrets and ways of pleasing your taste so that you eat more than necessary; ... if you see all these dishes not on a luxuriously laid table, but in another place, you will consider them garbage and feel disgusted.” J. Labruyère
“When I see tables covered with so many dishes, it seems to me that gout, dropsy, fever and many other diseases are hiding behind each of them, as if in ambush.” Addison Joseph
“Thanks to the refrigerator, we can now eat stale food.” Stefan Kiselevsky
“Fools gorge themselves on pleasure, and then complain of moral regurgitation.” Minna Antrim
When seventy-year-old Bernard Shaw was asked about his health, he replied: “Great, great, but the doctors are bothering me, claiming that I will die because I don’t eat meat.” When ninety-year-old Shaw was asked the same question, he replied: “Great. Nobody bothers me anymore. All the doctors who tormented me, claiming that I could not live without meat, have already died.”
Sri Sathya Sai Baba:
“Like the food, so is the mind,
as is the mind, so are the thoughts,
as thoughts are, so is behavior,
such is the behavior, such is the fate.”
"When we sit down to eat,
we feel light
and weightlessness;
after eating we should feel
the same lightness and weightlessness.”
"A person strives to change
natural products for
to please your tastes,
and thus destroys
the very essence of life contained in it."
“Those who feed on the carcasses of killed animals get the worst from them.” Lev Tolstoy
“Is it worth asking why Pythagoras gave up meat? Personally, I am more interested in what state of mind was in the person who first touched bloody flesh with his lips and tasted carrion, what circumstances forced him to set his tables with dishes from decomposed carcasses and call food what just recently mooed and bleated, moved and breathed... .
For some reason, we do not eat lions and wolves, which pose a threat to our lives, but instead kill harmless, docile creatures that cannot do us any harm, because they have neither claws nor fangs. For the sake of a piece of meat, we deprive them of sun, light and life, to which they have the same right as we do.” Plutarch
“Give instructions only to those who seek knowledge after discovering their ignorance.
Provide help only to those who do not know how to clearly express their cherished thoughts.
Teach only those who are able, having learned about one corner of a square, to imagine the other three.” Confucius
"Do not be embarrassed by the fact that if you refuse meat food all your close family will attack you, judge you, laugh at you. If meat-eating were an indifferent matter, meat-eaters would not attack vegetarianism; they are irritated because in our time they are already aware of their sin, but are not yet able to free themselves from it." L.N. Tolstoy
Chew food thoroughly. “The sages said this: if you chew 50 times, you won’t get sick; if you chew 100 times, you will live a very long time; if you chew 150 times, you will become immortal.”
Remember! Everything that went into your mouth went into your blood. Everything that got into the blood got into all the organs. Everything that has accumulated and rotted inside you, it all comes out through the excretory systems. Skin is the most large organ excretory system with billions of micro-holes.
“The disease exists only where it is needed and lasts as long as necessary.” Herbert Shelton
Here I will allow myself to quote Zeeland again: “Some will do this with the best intentions, wishing you well with all their might: “After all, you are foolish, give up this nonsense and live like everyone else.” normal people! Others will perceive your behavior as a challenge and react accordingly with hostility. All these “restless” people, in essence, have one thing in common - to put you in your place: “Where are you going, are you better than us? Live like us and don’t twitch!” Following the rule of their pendulum, they persistently force you to adhere to the same principles. But the question is: what makes them so zealously defend their foundations? After all, you don’t impose your opinion on others and don’t try to change anyone?
The paradox is that if you began to actively prove to everyone around you that you were right, they would simply laugh, calmly giving up on your eccentricities. But when you confidently follow your own path without asking anyone, this causes the indignation of others. Their anxiety is caused by subconscious doubts about their own rightness, despite the fact that the mind is firmly lulled by established stereotypes.”
“I’m not looking at your plate, please don’t look at my plate. I go my way, and you go yours.”
The following phrase also works well: “Are you and your children healthy enough to give me some advice? No? So we decided to go a different route.” In response, you may hear: yes, at my age (40, 50, 60 years old) you will not look like that yet. But even modern orthodox medicine has long established that the reserve human body is 300 years. What are we even talking about? Close people are so worried about us that they forget the well-known saying: “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” And if your relationship with your relatives was already strained, then a raw food diet can add fuel to the fire, or rather become another stumbling block and misunderstanding. Therefore, be prepared for certain possible difficulties, but WITHOUT PROGRAMMING yourself for it.
There is no need to convince or persuade anyone, it is of no use: “The teacher comes when the student is ready.” If I see that a person is interested, he asks something, I will happily answer the questions and tell you everything I know (well, not right away, of course). But I don’t advise anyone to be the first to tell someone, especially an unprepared one. Sooner or later, a person will reach out to you for information. ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE YOURSELF AND OTHERS TO BE OTHERS!
Only what is natural is beautiful. F. Voltaire
The quality of food is determined not by how it comes in, but by how it comes out.
Give your child an apple and a rabbit. If he starts playing with an apple and eating a rabbit, I'm ready to buy you a car.
