Comic “Gypsy fortune telling. Comic predictions - wishes for the New Year
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Gypsy fortune telling
Fortune telling by a gypsy for a corporate party, New Year
Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
You will be incredibly lucky:
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And you will bring home a wild boar -
The freezer is full until spring!
Finding no reason for this,
Buy yourself a car!
Finding no reason for this,
You'll sell it in a bit!
While stocking up in the store,
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
And there will be a festive ringing!
One day, when I went to work,
You say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!"
The boss will call - you’ll send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!”
Running past shop windows,
You will exclaim: “Dear mom!
I want this garbage!”
And you'll go broke.
The moment will come. Down to the ground
Everything will get boring. And embroidery.
And TV. And an ottoman.
Take up belly dancing!
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle.
You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you.
And happy too
Choose who you need.
Long line of luck -
There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands,
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money.
The advice for you is this:
Always hold your tail like a pipe,
If you don't miss the moment,
You will be our president.
You'll soon be rich
Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Start digging tomorrow
Don't rest for a minute
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat three kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets,
Then drink it with vodka,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
Let me tell you my fortune, my dear,
Show your hand to your aunt!
I'll tell you the whole truth,
Even who stole the pants!
Why is the man upset?
I see everything is not as it is!
Need to fill a glass
And sit straight on your butt.
Yes, your destiny is old woman
Like a horse's furrow!
Now to the left, now to the right
She will turn you on.
Well, I'll tell you
Lots of money, wife!
So that you don’t spend it all at once.
Let the wife keep the treasury!
I see you are a good man!
You have many sins!
You'll break that window with your hand,
Then you'll come home drunk.
Yes, my fortune telling is powerful!
Whatever I say, it will be so!
They took the glasses and raised them
And whoever is against is a fool!
Comic gypsy fortune telling for women***
To you, my dear, -
The road to the store
Products there are at a discount
A Georgian will sell you...
But be careful with him
You know what he is like:
The seller will destroy this
Your family peace!
It's time for you to get married
But they don't get married...
Now I'll guess
And tomorrow they will take it!
Late tonight
You will go out to the balcony,
And there is a man with flowers
And a white, white horse!
***
Such a beautiful woman
What more could you want -
To you, my dear,
One thing I can say:
It's time for you to go on stage -
On stage to sing for you,
And we're on TV
Let's start watching you!
The stage has been crying for a long time,
Without seeing you there.
When you become famous,
Don't forget me!
To you, my dear,
I'll say this about life:
You will find yourself a lover,
I’ll tell you how.
I won’t teach in front of everyone -
After all, this is your secret,
You will receive instructions
When will the banquet take place?
For a good woman
I don’t feel sorry for the good -
I'll tell you my fortune
Little kids...
And soon, very soon -
And tell your husband -
You arrived with the family,
Mom, wait!
***
To you, my beauty,
I'll say this:
Don't make eyes at your neighbor
Otherwise I will punish you!
Of course it's very difficult
Don't stare at him
Moreover, he called
Go to the Caucasus...
Agree, dear,
Then you will give yours,
When I check for sure -
Who did he come here with?
All personalized congratulations
And you still believe in a fairy tale,
Do you want to be a princess?
And on myself Ivanushka -
To marry the prince...
I, in general, this is the case
I'll hug you
But only half the kingdom
I'll have to give it to you.
Only a wedding is cheaper
I'll make it all right
With the boy Ivan,
By rank - a fool!
Get up, my dear,
Get up from the table
A little happiness and wealth
I didn’t sleep through mine.
Walk half a kilometer
All the time to the east
And the money that is in the house
Bury it in the sand quickly.
From wooden money,
Literally a year later
It will rise, full of currency,
Green garden!
Don't worry about money
Don't break the rules.
The money will not disappear -
We will guard them!
***
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls -
To you (point to the guest)
They will offer to go
to Hollywood itself.
There in this Hollywood
They are preparing a role for you
English Queen,
And Richard Gere is the king!
People are lucky, Rada,
Straight, they take curls,
We are right here with you
They won't accept you in Hollywood!
You, girl, at the wedding -
Well, the first "star"
Beautiful and smart
Always active.
You have your talents
And they give benefits -
There are a lot of suitors
I got ready, right there.
Be careful with them
Beauty, look!
Let two remain
Well, at most, let's say three.
To everyone else: “Goodbye!”
And wave your hand -
Look, you're drooling,
Complete drunks!
From many options
You will choose one -
He will be English
Solid gentleman.
Now you have to
Drink tea only with milk
And study zealously
English language.
Your husband today
Will put you straight in shock -
He'll bring you home from work
Mysterious bag.
The bag will move
Will show a red tail,
And soon everything will appear
Mustachioed scoundrel.
***
Don't look at life harshly
You will get married very soon.
I won’t hide who the groom is -
Let's put the apple in the dish.
I see everything as if in reality -
Your husband will take you to Moscow,
He will be rich, handsome,
Good-natured, not arrogant.
Happy career to you, girl,
Suddenly lucky -
With a good offer
Your boss will come to you.
He will say that he is worthy
You are more than enough.
Naturally, salary
Will start paying double.
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for men***
You're an old man,
And you still believe in fortune telling,
Probably advertisements
You also write to the newspaper.
To calm you down -
I'll make it up now...
A young girl
You will meet at a late hour!
And you will be pleased
And happy for five or six days,
While in your pocket
There are many currencies.
And you, probably, have money
And you're waiting for a house with a fountain,
Dream about it all
You don't get tired all day...
So, you are my silver
And my yacht, -
Your dream is so close
Just at your fingertips...
Lock it in your apartment
You finger the bathroom faucet -
It's so inexpensive
You will get a fountain!
You brought out the luck
Caught her by the tail -
Not everyone is so lucky
Luck and flair.
You, you are my killer whale,
Right from early morning
The wife will find you on the other side,
This will be “YES”...
To you, man, in life
So lucky -
You will advance in your career
Out of spite for envious people.
Honor and respect
People are waiting for you everywhere
And wives and mistresses
They'll wait a little.
For everything, my precious one,
Your strength is not enough
What can I do -
You asked for it yourself!
To you, my diamond,
Machine interest -
You will receive as a gift
Shiny Mercedes.
Don't bite your nails
And don't get into a rage
Your new car
A garage won't do.
Listen to us, honey,
Until the very end -
In a box with a red bow
Toy on the porch.
Such a handsome guy
But in love there is a failure.
Pretty blonde
You have chosen the camp.
Your calculation was inaccurate -
The blonde was taken away.
Incorrect calculations
My friend, you let me down!
Of course it's not free
Put it on your hand -
I'm getting a girlfriend:
Show me which one!
To a respectable man -
Solid interest.
Why into intimate business?
Have you climbed, sir?
On the naked body of money
You wanted to save up.
Now take a pill
Well, drink some water.
Remember: on washcloths
And brooms for baths
You won't see any income
At least hit the wall.
The candy wrapper with this fortune-telling can also be marked so that the “gypsies” know that it is better to read this fortune-telling out loud to them:
Here is the main ringleader
At the wedding table -
(or "At the festive table")
Shyness and modesty
I left it for later.
Pretended to be a sheep
Silent and simple
And I haven’t missed it yet
Not a single girl...
Look, my killer whale,
When you go home,
Rada and I for protection
Then you can take it with you!
In the process of preparing for the New Year and holidays, and for the New Year's feast, it is very important not to forget, but rather to take care of how to entertain the guests. After all, you must admit that drinking, eating, and watching TV all the time will be boring, but the New Year is the most fun holiday, and you need to spend it cheerfully.
As one of the options, you can conduct or make comic fortune telling by a gypsy for the New Year. Options for dressing up are always a win-win, so all guests will be interested in looking at a brightly dressed and decorated gypsy woman. In order for the gypsy’s comic fortune-telling for the New Year to be a great success, you should come up with and buy an outfit in advance. Now, by the way, you can even rent a gypsy costume. Also, you should learn several speech patterns from the gypsy vocabulary.
I’ll give a few examples of what a gypsy’s comic fortune-telling can be like for the New Year. If you can’t memorize it yourself, write it on pieces of paper and put it, for example, in a hat or a bright, beautiful box, so that people themselves can pull out and read out their predictions.
This month you will have unexpected guests
It’s as if everyone has agreed - they’ll eat the refrigerator,
They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,
They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.
Play the lottery this month
The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky
You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,
And partly in two carriages, the rest in a plane.
This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun
Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue
Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there
Better sit at home, drink beer at home!
This month it is predicted that you will have twins
Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples
And then the state will give you a huge apartment
Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!
This month the computer won't work as it should
Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.
If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...
You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”
This month the boss will get angry for no reason,
You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”
To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,
Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.
And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time
“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.
Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,
Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,
Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:
The main thing is that you were able to wake up.
This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,
But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,
Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -
And they will fly to any country with you.
On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,
Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,
Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,
Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!
You definitely won't be going to work this month.
Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.
You will be forced to try and work there all day long....
By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you
This month you will definitely be invited to work
Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred
Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets
Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!
Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss
And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,
Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.
Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.
This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea
Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.
The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.
Go on a boat, bring your friends.
So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...
This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,
Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,
But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.
Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -
He yells like crazy - You don’t need an alarm clock.
If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.
If a gypsy’s comic fortune-telling for the New Year is problematic, you can always find an equally interesting alternative. You can write comic fortune telling for the New Year, place them in a balloon, and hand them out to guests at the entrance. In the middle, you can announce the guests’ belonging to one or another color of the balls; for example, someone with a red balloon came to look for love or a soul mate, someone with a blue balloon came to get drunk, someone with a green balloon came to have fun, etc. Or you can carry out comic fortune-telling for the gypsy for the New Year with the help of a book - give the gypsy a book, and read the lines of the first page that comes across, open at random.
Dear friends and blog readers, if you yourself have original ways to entertain guests during New Year’s dinner, please share. It is very interesting to read how you celebrate the New Year holidays.
Nata Karlin July 26, 2018Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for the guests. To do this, they dress up one of the presenters or invite an actress to play the role of a fortune teller, write predictions on pieces of paper, which are sealed into cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie leaves with a fortune to candies of the same color, put them in a vase and invite guests to choose and find out their fate in the near future.
Fortune nuts
Organizing a scene for a wedding with a gypsy
Gypsies were always welcome guests at weddings. Colorful and colorful, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could lighten the mood, make all guests have fun without exception. Today, these cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, so competitions and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.
If you want to organize a comic fortune telling from a gypsy for guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Dress up your friend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.
Even if you don’t have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, you can read the words from a piece of paper
When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and say “ gild your pen, dear"say your predictions. The gypsy's words could be as follows:
- Wow, I see, my dear, you will become a big shot. You will be fat and happy!
- I know, dear, you love her, don’t go outside, don’t look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you’ll catch a cold and get sick!
- Wow, dear, they are waiting for you high relations, ninety meters, no less!
- Drink your glass, darling, you'll have some privacy with someone tonight!
- Gild your pen, good one, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! A hangover awaits you tomorrow!
- You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken away from under you!
- Friends are waiting for you, dear! Oh, and faithful and devoted friends are waiting. You'll spend the whole night with them! Their names are Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
- Happiness is waiting for you, my dear, in the morning! Unprecedented luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
- The sea of flowers awaits you tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers with tall stems! You'll wake up in a flowerbed!
- The battle awaits you, falcon! Terrible battle! Have you eaten black caviar? The sturgeon will come for revenge!
- Wai, loss awaits you! You'll lose your tie! You'll find it at your neighbor's in the morning.
- Tomorrow you, beauty, will be sweet, the only one, desired and loved until you give me a beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
- You love horror movies, dear? No? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!
Beautiful gypsy girl
You can come up with a lot of similar jokes. Use jokes from famous comedians or look at scenarios that involve a gypsy coming to a wedding.
The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests are sure to be very pleased
How to make a comic horoscope for guests?
Another option to spice up the evening and allow your guests to have a good laugh is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume. If you don't have the appropriate props, find large glasses and make a cap decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.
For the first day it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs have an equal chance of having a great time today. A forecast can be made for the next day for each horoscope constellation. You can call it “Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning.”
Aries. A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid’s arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.
Taurus. On the eve of your wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will still see this very coal and understand that everything is not as good as you wanted.
It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.
Cancers. Tomorrow you will need today's training. Now you will be crawling backwards for a long time from every glass you pour, remembering the hangover.
Lions. Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.
Virgo. I don’t recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.
Scales. Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount you drank.
Scorpios. Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, you will sting everyone around you the entire next day.
Sagittarius. Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.
In the morning, look carefully in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.
Aquarius. In the morning you will go visit again to continue having fun.
Fish. Don't fight like a fish against ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever didn’t like your behavior should die of envy.
You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.
If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain
If not, supplement the descriptions of the morning after the wedding day with representatives of the constellations with your text.
Wedding Fortune Cookies
The idea of wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun raffle guarantees every guest a sweet treat and opportunity to draw a lucky ticket. The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract guests who are a little tired from a busy day for a walk. Just imagine if you give a basket of such cookies to a friend and ask her to distribute them to those present. People's spirits will immediately lift!
Fortune Cookies
You can bake such delicacies yourself, but it must be said that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or wedding salons. As a rule, such cookies are sold in beautiful, themed boxes, they are made in the shape of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a piece of paper with a prediction written in food paint.
For needlewomen, here is a simple recipe for wedding cookies:
- egg white – 2 pcs.;
- vegetable oil – 3 tbsp. l.;
- sifted premium flour - 8 tbsp. l.;
- powdered sugar – 8 tbsp. l.;
- salt – 1 pinch;
- starch – 1.5 tsp.
You can add a little if you wish cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.
Beat the butter and egg whites until foamy, add all other ingredients and stir thoroughly until the consistency of thick sour cream is obtained. Place small flat cakes and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune leaves in them, and place in a glass bowl until cool.
You can write texts with food coloring and a pen.
Write different predictions, so that guests don’t get the same leaves. Create your own texts or choose from those listed below:
- There are 2 news for you - bad and good. The bad news is that you will become fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
- Loss awaits! Today you you'll lose your head, having met your happiness!
- You'll be going to a resort soon, choose your companion today!
- Your summer will be sunny, warm and cheerful.
- Today, by morning, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
- Today will be your best day! Those following him will be even more successful!
- The newlyweds will really like your gift!
- Carefully! Soon a big pile of.....money will fall on you!
Happy newlyweds
It's very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and funny. All you need to do is put in a little effort and read about it. How did other newlyweds celebrate?. Rest assured, you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to implement.
The script for the New Year is one of the best congratulations to the family team. To give the hall a winter festive atmosphere, you can use: garlands (the easiest option is to cut out Christmas trees from colored cardboard, the color does not have to be only green, the more colorful, the more beautiful, then use a hole punch to make holes at the bottom and top of the Christmas tree, through which you can thread satin braid) . Boutonnieres made from spruce branches look interesting (any small container (plastic cup, flower pot, 0.250 g glass jar, which is closed on the outside with foil or corrugated paper) is filled with plasticine, into which several small spruce branches are stuck and decorated to taste). Near the entrance, hang a horse’s tail (an old hairpiece or just tie it into a bunch of knitting thread) with the inscription on top: “Happy tail, stroke three times.” You can make horseshoes from polymer modeling clay and attach them to a pin.
In order for the whole team to participate in the sacrament of preparing the New Year's scenario, everyone is given homework: to make a mask with an elastic band with their own hands - a carnival mask for the eyes, nose, ears, beard, etc. Then the script preparers attach tags with a number to a bow on all works of art (so that the tag can be quickly removed).
Everyone who enters the festive hall is given a horseshoe for good luck and given the opportunity to stroke a lucky horse's tail.
The holiday begins...
Leading:
We thought for a long time where we would start our celebration. And they came up with it! With gifts! To avoid any offense, everyone, relying on the favor of the stars, will choose a gift for themselves.
The assistant brings out a hat with pieces of paper, goes around the room and gives the opportunity to choose one piece of paper for everyone present, including the presenter and himself. There is simply a number written on a piece of paper. Then the Assistant brings out a bag of homemade masks and, in accordance with the elongated numbers, issues a mask, removing the tag.
Leading:
Let's put on our masks, gentlemen!
Everyone puts on masks, including the presenter.
Leading:
While Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are still rushing along the snow-covered roads to our celebration, and while you are in proper condition for a group photo, we will continue the holiday with him.
Group photo.
Leading:
We made a little mistake here and did not have time to prepare the holiday trees according to the special order of Santa Claus. In addition, it completely slipped my mind that he asked to make toys. So we even benefit from his delay. To quickly cope, I will ask you to leave (calls 9 people).
Three teams are created.
Home preparation for the competition. Take two sheets of whatman paper, think about attaching it (on buttons to the wallpaper, on a string to the same wallpaper or cabinet, make it out of wood like an easel), cut out fir branches, toys from colored cardboard, and attach double-sided tape to their back side, also attach to small pieces of Christmas tree fluffy rain.
For the toys that will be made at the competition, you will need felt-tip pens, peanut shells (glue a thread loop on the back of the shell with super glue), paint some shells in different colors, leave a few unpainted, prepare cotton wool, hands and wire horns, etc.
Two teams will make Christmas trees, one team will make Christmas tree decorations.
Two players in each Christmas tree team are blindfolded with thick cloth, one player is given twigs, the second is given Christmas tree decorations on tape. On command, the player with the needles glues them to the paper, then the player with the toys decorates the resulting Christmas tree. The third player (not blindfolded) remains to cut out a Christmas tree from paper. At this time, the third team gives the peanut preparations a festive look - they decorate them with felt-tip pens, glue on noses, mustaches and ears, giving the peanuts, for example, the appearance of animals - horses, etc.
Leading:
It’s nice, you can’t say anything, but bad luck, there’s only one prize, you’ll have to play it.
So, (riddles)
Who is there besides the ulcer and the teetotaler?
sober at the New Year's banquet?
(spruce)
Stands in the corner, although not punished,
And the President is shown on it in the New Year
(TV)
Why is there a knock on the door?
What could happen?
(the bell is broken).
Presenter, looking at his watch:
Grandfather is too late. Stop! I think I hear footsteps.
The door opens, a Gypsy woman comes in (a man in a wig, in a colorful skirt - sew shreds of various colors onto an old skirt, with a bag in his hand).
Gypsy:
I guess, I guess, I tell fortunes,
I wish for New Year's Eve, I don't charge much.
Leading:
And what else is this New Year's scarecrow? Not included in the script.
Gypsy:
Happiness, unfortunate one, comes without planning.
Leading:
Why did you call me wretched?
Gypsy:
That’s how I see it, you don’t have any money on you, I don’t see any valuables either, so I’m miserable, I can’t see anything good in my hand. And the people, judging by the eyes and the diamonds in their ears and the specie in their pockets, are thirsty for my parting words.
Come on, fork out your money people! Who wants to know the twist of fate!
Approximate predictions of a fortune teller (number of victims according to taste, you can grab everyone, you can at the request of the gypsy, you can at the request of the audience). You can also immediately use predictions in different styles.
1 style
Today, my dear, you will bring home two bags of happiness, one will contain Olivier, the other will contain cold cuts.
You are my yakhont, don’t be stingy, gild your pen, with a 100% guarantee I will tell you what will happen tomorrow. Tuesday! (if the celebration is on Monday).
On January 1st, your husband will call you a berry, and a sun, and a sweetheart, and a scarlet flower, and when you recover from your hangover, you will become a wife again.
A horror movie awaits you in the morning. If you don't want to see, then don't look in the mirror.
2 style
He lets those present in the hall pull out one thing at random from his bag.
Candle - for a romantic evening.
Lighter - for a bright adventure.
Tram ticket for a trip to the Maldives.
Candy - to lose 5 kg.
3 style
Just before going on stage, the gypsy applies soap to the back of her hand, on her wrist (it’s better to take the toilet soap you’re using now, but not wet, but slightly dry; too dry won’t do either), for example, a dollar sign, the letter K.
During the celebration, the gypsy asks the person for whom she is telling fortunes to burn 5-6 matches (the longer the inscription, the more matches are needed).
And he says:
Burn, burn clearly
Don't hide the truth
Show us.
Burnt matches are placed in an ashtray and crushed with some object, even a writing pen. Then the one to whom the fortune is told thoroughly rubs the place where the inscription was made with ashes - it appears (in order to correctly calculate the layer of soap and the thickness of the letters, it is better to practice in advance; after applying the design with soap, the remaining soap is simply blown away - do not shake it off with the other hand, otherwise it will smear inscription).
The dollar sign means either a bonus or a fine, but life is closely connected with money.
The letter K is for a fan named either Kirill or Kozel, but in any case you can cuckold him.
4 style.
How do you find the treasure?
You will become rich
Don't yawn for too long
Grab the shovel already
To swim in wealth
You'll have to dig around for a couple of years.
I see a dacha in the Canaries
You have a long line of luck
I say without the slightest deception
So that my pockets are not full of money
Oh, I'm guessing, I'm telling fortunes
I'm telling the whole truth
You'll be a big boss
You will gain 60 kilograms!
Gypsy:
And now a few more predictions. I ask the audience to name any parts of the body, but you poor wretch, write it down (The Assistant also helps you record).
After the audience has named the body parts, the gypsy calls one at a time to the center of the hall. Takes out soap bubbles (store-bought or homemade).
Gypsy:
Everything, my dears, is simple. If you catch the ball with the part you named, your wish will come true this year. If you don't catch it, it won't be until a year later.
After catching the balls, the gypsy's mobile phone rings.
Gypsy:
So... So... I rush, I guess, I tell fortunes, I will tell the whole truth.
And he leaves.
Not even a couple of seconds pass before Santa Claus flies through the door with his snowy granddaughter.
Santa Claus wears a sun cap instead of a hat.
Father Frost:
We barely made it, there was still a day left on the tour.
Snow Maiden:
But what is a holiday in the Maldives compared to your celebration!
Father Frost:
I see Christmas trees, and there are toys according to my order.
Snow Maiden:
Cheerful eyes and welcoming smiles are also present.
Leading:
Yes, we maintained the festive atmosphere without you as best we could.
Father Frost:
My cold heart only senses that the people are demanding a competition.
Snow Maiden:
Allow me, with my feminine instinct, to choose the most thirsty players.
The Snow Maiden calls 4 people - men, who are divided into 2 teams.
Father Frost:
There, in the Maldives, there were such cheerful entertainers, we liked one competition. Snegurochka and I slightly adapted it to suit our cool winters. So let's begin. We trust you to carry out an important mission - to find out who is the best runner, as well as to deliver tangerines to the festive table.
The Snow Maiden gives each team a pair of felt boots, Chinese chopsticks, and a remote control truck (if the 2nd competition is used).
Chairs mark the start and finish. The finish line is located closer to the festive table, a chair is placed there with an empty dish on it. At the start there is also a chair with a bowl full of tangerines. Between the start and finish, paper Christmas trees (or any objects that act as pins) are placed in a checkerboard pattern at a fairly decent distance from each other.
Competition 1.
2 people are invited to the competition for each team.
The players' task. The competition begins at the finish line. One player puts felt boots on his hands, the second player takes his feet and in this form in a straight line (past the Christmas trees, just next to them, or if, of course, you don’t feel sorry for your colleagues, you can make them go around each Christmas tree) they reach the start . Next, both players return back, jumping on one leg, between the Christmas trees, trying not to knock them over. The winning team is awarded medals: “The best workhorse of the New Year.”
Competition 2.
2 people per team are again called up for the competition.
This competition will involve an RC truck. One player takes tangerines from the bowl and throws them into the truck (team cars should be at the same distance from the chairs, no more than 1 meter). Then, using the remote control, without going beyond the starting line, the player delivers the truck, passing each tree to the finish line. At the finish line, the 2nd player, using Chinese chopsticks, transfers the tangerines onto a festive dish. After all the tangerines are on the platter, the team delivers it to the festive table. The winning team (the first to deliver tangerines to the table) is awarded medals: “Best supplier of the orange symbol of the New Year.”
Father Frost:
It's time for wishes.
Snow Maiden:
And to make everything come true, you will help us.
On whatman paper or old wallpaper write words that will repeat the hall (for each word a separate sheet of paper). You can simply hold the paper in your hand, with the Snow Maiden (Assistant) on one edge, and the Leader on the other, or gel balls can be attached to the edges of the paper, which are released after reading the word.
Father Frost:
Will we have New Year?
All:
Meet!
Father Frost:
Friends?
All:
Don't forget!
Father Frost:
Happiness?
All:
Be!
Father Frost:
Resentment and sorrow?
All:
Forget!
Father Frost:
Income?
All:
Grow!
Father Frost:
Ladies?
All:
Blossom!
Father Frost:
Dreams?
All:
Come true!
Father Frost:
And now comes the exciting moment.
Snow Maiden:
We prepared a present for everyone.
Presentation of gifts.
P.s. Toys made from peanut shells and spruce can be auctioned off for a toast, New Year's ditty, etc.
New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A wonderful time to get together, eat delicious food, give gifts and share wishes. Children see the magic in it that Santa Claus visits homes, leaving gifts there. And so that he knows which ones exactly, the children write letters. For adults, New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.
That’s why the game of New Year’s predictions is so popular. Moreover, these are comic predictions regarding various topics. There are allegorical ones, where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are accurate ones that reflect existing reality. There are many options to play a game like this. The main thing is to prepare in advance.
Comic predictions based on films and songs
A great opportunity to have fun with a group when the festive dinner is eaten and dessert remains ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.
How to apply:
Predictions can be hidden in special cookies.
- you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of filling;
- inflate a dozen multi-colored balloons and give the players a needle in turn so that they burst them - place notes inside;
- print out multi-colored candy wrappers, placing notes inside, then wrap chocolates in them and give them to guests for dessert;
- write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and put them in a box or hat - let the guests take them out one by one;
- make short prophecies and assign a number to everyone, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: “Name the numbers 1-10 one by one”).
It is more interesting to guess for the coming year using films or songs. The results are funny sayings.
For example, find suitable song titles:
- Dark night;
- Night, night (Factor 2);
- New twist;
- One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
- Goodbye;
- Wait, steam locomotive - from the film, Yu. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
- Nadezhda - A. German;
- Abnegation – Fleur;
- They won’t catch up with us - Tattoo;
- Hairy bumblebee;
- White roses;
- Winged swing;
- Combat;
- Wind of change;
- Tenderness – M. Kristalinskaya;
- The beautiful is far away;
- There is only a moment;
- Oh, what a woman!
- White roses;
- Farewell, love - A. Makarsky;
- Memories – Factor 2;
- I'll stay - City 312;
- Love - Dan Balan.
Interesting! You can make prophecies not just by taking the name, but by turning on the composition you got and listening to it. It will be a real musical evening. Many songs carry deep meaning and make you think.
Examples of predictions that can be made based on films of the current years:
“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or college friend will come?”
“Goodbye to the love of delicious donuts! The New Year will definitely start with a new advanced diet!”
“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise you. Perhaps a fan or an old friend?
“The year will fly by like a winged swing - up, when you’re lucky and the work is going well, then down, when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will definitely give way to a white one.”
“When the dark night comes without the moon, make a wish. It will come true soon."
“The usual life will end after the New Year holidays. The wind of change is inevitable! At first the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going well.”
Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of New Year's predictions will certainly appeal to you.
Movie titles
You can guess by songs or movie titles. This is a simple, at the same time original way to get comic predictions for the New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure of deciphering the “prophecy”, and most of the results will be cool. A list of movie titles to be used should be compiled in advance or written later, with the guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the presenter will write them down. In a column, without numbers. Then, the players name the numbers and the presenter finds the desired name in this list. Using it, he predicts for the year, adding a version of the decoding on his own, or he will first distribute paper notes to everyone with the names.
For example:
A striking design option for predictions.
- Predator;
- Armageddon;
- Curse of the Nun;
- The smell of a woman;
- Taming of the Shrew;
- Escape;
- Sex and the City;
- Groundhog Day;
- Deal with the Devil;
- Stranger;
- Quiet place;
- Titanic;
- Big jackpot;
- Reincarnation;
- Wedding Planner;
- The Forty-Year-Old Virgin;
- Office romance;
- Zigzag of luck;
- Christmas trees;
- Matchmakers;
- Long road in the dunes.
Examples of predictions for the new year:
“A big jackpot awaits you!” – clearly concerns money.
“The taming of the obstinate is awaiting” - perhaps the management will take special measures to “educate” a careless employee, or this “surprise” concerns the home. Will you have to raise your child more strictly?
“A colleague has been eyeing you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take active actions. The office romance will begin suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will swirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition!”
“The reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring unexpectedly successful results, even though you have to try!”
“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the boss entrusts you with a new major project. Work as a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic!”
“The ominous curse of the nun awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will come soon?
“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece really getting married?
Lines from songs
At the same time, train your memory by remembering the lines of some favorite compositions or names of paintings. You can print them out on pieces of paper in advance and hand them out to your guests.
Song excerpts suitable for forecasts (for next year):
“Forget him, forget him” (c) “Hands up.”
“Such tenderness on the mirrors” (c) Maxim.
“A million, a million, a million scarlet roses” (c) A. Pugacheva.
“Oh mom, I’m going crazy!”
“Don’t listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything” (c) Max Korzh.
“But when everyone leaves, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.
“I really want to be with you, but sorry, dear, I have a lot to do” (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, dear, I have a lot to do.
“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.
“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man’s world"
“Wait a little longer. We will show you the way” (c) “The path.
“I'm free! Like a bird in the sky!”
“How lucky you are, my bride” (c) Mumiy Troll.
“Dad bought a car” (c) A. Pugacheva
“Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome” (c) P. Volya.
“Only, a glass of vodka on the table!” (c) G. Leps.
“The plane easily carries me away” (c) Valeria.
“For a week, until the second. I’ll go to Komarovo!”
“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today” (c) “Kino”.
Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy; participants only need to choose! Somewhere there are hidden wise wishes, somewhere a reason to laugh, and at the same time to think.
In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, in addition to being a joke, they bring benefits to the players.
Examples of prophecies for this year:
Drink tea regularly and never get sick
Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.
Your keyword will be: “Rapidly”
Your career will develop rapidly in the new year,
Salaries will also increase rapidly.
Rapidly - relationships will strengthen,
Quickly - you have to run when the boss calls.
Quickly - the premium will be accrued.
Quickly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (no need to rush here) vacation will begin!
Look more cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.
Predictions in verse.
Happiness will come in your personal life,
At the same time, income will increase.
He will live calmly, without worries and no worries.
Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!
The year will definitely be successful,
You will calmly solve all the assigned tasks.
Fulfill the plan, distinguish yourself with diligence,
And the bosses will praise you when they notice this.
Ask for a bonus, don’t be shy.
At the same time, you’ll get a raise sooner!
The prince is waiting for you, he arrived long ago. A white horse, a stable job, a bouquet of flowers – I collected everything. All that remains is to convey to him the answer: “Yes!” and take a step. Look around, he's nearby!
What was dreamed for a long time will certainly come true in the new year,
Unexpected troubles will go away unnoticed.
Definitely expect
The arrival of a harmful relative!
He will grumble constantly
But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.
He’ll come for a short while and check on everything,
At the same time, it will take away problems, sadness and troubles!
Don't be sad, better open the door wider.
Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Let happiness into the New Year.
Nadezhda will come with him, stay for a while,
Take her out of the way too.
Love will pass freely, it is impossible to contain it.
With her you can safely expect good luck when visiting.
Prosperity will gradually approach the threshold,
He will carefully examine the house, the threshold and the surroundings.
He decides that he should stay, the people are nice, it’s cozy here.
Gather this company at your place, treat them to tea,
If they wish or suggest something, write everything down.
Feed her delicious food, read fairy tales and put her to bed.
Now you always live with them!
It will be long, even dreary and difficult. It will take enough time, perhaps it helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all the investments - a new home!
Soon in the coming year you will become the victim of a surprise attack. In the evening, after all the New Year's holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, it will hold tight. The active ringleader will be love, who is also the organizer of the attack. The third is prosperity, and inspiration will come with them.
It is worth warning - the attack will succeed and you will no longer be able to escape.
Smile more often, then you will receive an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste manufacturing factory will want to work with you.
Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after receiving a million dollar win! Be careful, do not waste money on trifles.
On the holiday, your many relatives will unexpectedly remind you of themselves. Everyone will invite you to visit, feed you delicious food and give you a gift!
You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work a lot and it will seem as if you have returned to the Year of the Horse. However, the results will be worth the time and effort invested!
The end of the year will bring a series of strong shocks. Your success will amaze your envious people, competitors and other ill-wishers.
Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear on Sunday morning and shock you. Perhaps it's the postman? Will give you a notification that you have won a million dollars! We'll have to let him in! 
You will lose seven things: failure, debts, an unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and a bad habit.
You will get seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness and a bonus.
Be careful, the word “big” haunts you. If there is a salary, you will get a big one, if there is a project, they will entrust you with a large one, if there are gatherings, then they will be large-scale, where many people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.
The year will fly by! Get a cool car and have a great vacation at your favorite resort. Your life will change dramatically, and your cool boss will give you a stunning bonus!
Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit a nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!
A lot of things will pass you by in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, prosperity, good health and good luck.
Prepare dinner, decorate the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Give him a treat and entertain him with conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the kind old man will bring you a wonderful gift!
Bottom line
When composing the text of notes, you need to focus on the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If there is a company with children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been communicating for a long time, you can add snippets of pleasant memories to the prophecies.
It would be a good idea to write several individual messages aimed at a specific recipient. His hobbies, professional activities and character will be clues.
